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Post by Robles on Feb 21, 2008 1:50:19 GMT -5
Bart - "Dad, you killed a Zombie Ned"
Homer - "He was a Zombie?"
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Post by Potter on Feb 21, 2008 1:52:40 GMT -5
Nelson: Dad didn’t leave… When he comes back from the store, he’s going to wave those pop-tarts right in your face!
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Post by Tampaboy19N on Feb 21, 2008 2:00:01 GMT -5
"Wait a minute. That's not the wallet inspector..."
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Post by Apricky on Feb 21, 2008 2:03:54 GMT -5
Homer Simpson: Awww ... 20 dollars!? I wanted a peanut.
Homer's brain: 20 dollars can buy many peanuts!
Homer Simpson: Explain how.
Homer's brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
Homer Simpson: Woo hoo!
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Post by Aaron on Feb 21, 2008 2:10:21 GMT -5
I am so smart. I am so smart. S-M-R-T -- I mean S-M-A-R-T.
My bologna has a first name - it's H-O-M-E-R. My bologna has a second name - it's H-O-M-E-R.
MINE EYES. THE GOGGLES DO NAAATHING!
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Post by browneyedsugar on Feb 21, 2008 2:14:38 GMT -5
Marge: but Homer, how will the kids get home?
Homer: i dunno...the internet?
Homer: every time I learn something new, it pushes something i used to know out of my brain....remember when I took that home wine making course and forgot how to drive?
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Post by taylorLikedmySHirt on Feb 21, 2008 2:37:26 GMT -5
They call them fingers, but you never see them fing.
Oh wait, there they go.
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Post by Chris Johnson on Feb 21, 2008 2:40:53 GMT -5
Marge: Oh Maggie, when are you going to talk?
Lisa: Well, don't push her. Remember, it is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubt.
Homer's Brain: What does that mean? Better say something or they'll think you're stupid.
Homer: Takes one to know one.
Brain: Swish!
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Post by Livesindaw00ds on Feb 21, 2008 2:46:28 GMT -5
"Go banana!"
"Make way for grapefruit!"
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Post by Unebriwen on Feb 21, 2008 2:51:38 GMT -5
"Me fail English? That's unpossible!"
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Post by Ignored on Feb 21, 2008 2:57:14 GMT -5
"Let the bears pay the bear tax. I pay the Homer tax."
"Thats the Home owner tax."
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Post by George WB on Feb 21, 2008 12:00:30 GMT -5
"Guns arent toys Marge, they are for hunting dangerous and delicious animals and for keeping the king of England out of your house"
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