Post by Deleted on Jan 24, 2023 12:33:23 GMT -5
O.k. there is now a skunk in the shop and it only costs $2,000. Listen, you can't take it with you right? Don't be a cheap tightwad....spend your money!
Here is what will happen if you purchase the skunk. You will receive very good karma and your luck *WILL* change.
1. You will get a raise at work, or even a promotion.
2. That love interest you have, will come to fruition.
3. Your health will improve.
4. That moron that's been giving you a hard time, will stop bugging you.
5. You'll finally be able to lose weight.
6. God will love you for it.
7. Febreze will be happy.
8. You will sleep better.
9. You will be more regular. (no more constipation issues)
10. No more erectile dysfunction issues. (male members only)
11. No more menstrual cramps. (female members only)
12. No more bad hair days.
13. No more bad flatulence issues.
14. You will finally be popular.
But if you don't buy the skunk, bad luck will be your constant companion.
(You know what you have to do)
Here is what will happen if you purchase the skunk. You will receive very good karma and your luck *WILL* change.
1. You will get a raise at work, or even a promotion.
2. That love interest you have, will come to fruition.
3. Your health will improve.
4. That moron that's been giving you a hard time, will stop bugging you.
5. You'll finally be able to lose weight.
6. God will love you for it.
7. Febreze will be happy.
8. You will sleep better.
9. You will be more regular. (no more constipation issues)
10. No more erectile dysfunction issues. (male members only)
11. No more menstrual cramps. (female members only)
12. No more bad hair days.
13. No more bad flatulence issues.
14. You will finally be popular.
But if you don't buy the skunk, bad luck will be your constant companion.
(You know what you have to do)
