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Post by Mr. White on May 21, 2011 8:30:15 GMT -5
A businessman walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan. So the businessman hands over the keys to a Rolls-Royce parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything checks out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. An employee drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the businessman returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest , which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, We are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is; why would you bother to borrow $5,000?
The businessman replied: Where else in New York can I park my car for two weeks for 15 bucks?
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Post by Bergundy on May 21, 2011 8:32:08 GMT -5
LOL.
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Post by tinybones on May 21, 2011 8:49:01 GMT -5
Archaeologists in America were shocked to find a 2000-year bone with a cross, a spade, a donkey and a young bird on it. Naturally, this sparked off a spate of research papers on how Christianity could have crossed the ocean so quickly, how the ancients had tools, etc. Till one guy suddenly realised what the symbols meant - "Christ, dig the ass on that chick!"
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Post by Vladimir Kortensky on May 21, 2011 8:53:41 GMT -5
AP August 22, 1996 - The Energizer Bunny, known best for "going and going and going..." passed away last evening at 12:42am. Upon completion of the autopsy early this morning, the chief medical examiner ruled that the death was caused by acute cardiac arrest, induced by sexual over-stimulation. Apparently, someone put the battery in backwards and the bunny kept coming and coming and coming... Foul play has not been ruled out.
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Post by Fierce on May 21, 2011 8:58:45 GMT -5
lol
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Post by Fierce on May 21, 2011 9:00:58 GMT -5
Two idiots went into a movie theater to see a horse race film. The first idiot said to his companion, "I'll bet you \$5 that No. 2 will win the race." The second idiot agreed to the bet, and the horse won. After the movie, the first idiot said, "I have a confession to make I saw the movie yesterday." The other idiot replied, "So did I, but I didn't think he would win twice in a row."
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Post by oxygen on May 21, 2011 10:19:14 GMT -5
lol funny jokes.
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Post by Apricky on May 21, 2011 16:14:33 GMT -5
TS's joke was funny.
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