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Rube Advanced Member Posts: 6,072 Reputation: 169	They named a Street after Chuck Norris May 19, 2011 7:11:47 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Rube on May 19, 2011 7:11:47 GMT -5 When Chuck Norris goes out to eat, he gets the whole chicken, but only eats its soul.

Creative Everlasting Member Posts: 8,155 Reputation: 342	They named a Street after Chuck Norris May 19, 2011 7:13:56 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Creative on May 19, 2011 7:13:56 GMT -5 Chuck Norris makes polar bears fly south for the winter.

aur0rafungirl84 Executive Member Posts: 2,832 Pronouns: She/Her Reputation: 63	They named a Street after Chuck Norris May 20, 2011 7:35:11 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by aur0rafungirl84 on May 20, 2011 7:35:11 GMT -5 CN jokes are growing on me lately.

Cam Senior Member Posts: 957 Reputation: 24	They named a Street after Chuck Norris May 20, 2011 19:18:31 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Cam on May 20, 2011 19:18:31 GMT -5 Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

Prime Imperial Member What's the point of wearing your favorite rocketship underpants if nobody ever asks to see 'em? Posts: 5,134 Reputation: 204	They named a Street after Chuck Norris May 20, 2011 20:11:26 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Prime on May 20, 2011 20:11:26 GMT -5 Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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They named a Street after Chuck Norris May 20, 2011 20:12:33 GMT -5

Post by Prez Smith on May 20, 2011 20:12:33 GMT -5

When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.

Brittany Robinson Senior Member I'd stay a secret walking in the dark. If no one knows you, no one cares. No one breaks your heart. Posts: 1,110 Reputation: 15	They named a Street after Chuck Norris May 20, 2011 20:18:35 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Brittany Robinson on May 20, 2011 20:18:35 GMT -5 When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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O2 Senior Member Posts: 1,111 Reputation: 12	They named a Street after Chuck Norris May 20, 2011 20:25:03 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by O2 on May 20, 2011 20:25:03 GMT -5 Chuck Norris has to maintain a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants.
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You Can't Fix Stupid Exclusive Member I'm Wicky's friend. Posts: 4,278 Reputation: 216	They named a Street after Chuck Norris May 20, 2011 20:27:27 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by You Can't Fix Stupid on May 20, 2011 20:27:27 GMT -5 Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
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wowposter Honorary Member Posts: 3,683 Reputation: 174	They named a Street after Chuck Norris May 20, 2011 20:29:40 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by wowposter on May 20, 2011 20:29:40 GMT -5 Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

Not Shawn Hunter Exclusive Member That is the least of your problems, baby. Posts: 4,017 Reputation: 142	They named a Street after Chuck Norris May 20, 2011 20:34:53 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Not Shawn Hunter on May 20, 2011 20:34:53 GMT -5 When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Eclipsed830 Senior Member Posts: 1,105 Reputation: 9	They named a Street after Chuck Norris May 20, 2011 20:48:47 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Eclipsed830 on May 20, 2011 20:48:47 GMT -5 Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.
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purplecoconut Imperial Member “All of my best friends are dead people. Someday I've got to figure out how that happened.” Posts: 5,408 Reputation: 356	They named a Street after Chuck Norris May 20, 2011 20:49:48 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by purplecoconut on May 20, 2011 20:49:48 GMT -5 Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Noris can piss his name into concrete.

Elijah Immortal Member Posts: 7,538 Pronouns: He/Him Reputation: 517	They named a Street after Chuck Norris May 20, 2011 20:56:22 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Elijah on May 20, 2011 20:56:22 GMT -5 Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through dry land.
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Fatal Rewind Illustrious Member Posts: 13,029 Reputation: 1,098	They named a Street after Chuck Norris May 20, 2011 20:56:53 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Fatal Rewind on May 20, 2011 20:56:53 GMT -5