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Post by Tampaboy19N on May 19, 2011 6:27:08 GMT -5
but it was changed because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives
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Post by Apricky on May 19, 2011 6:32:56 GMT -5
Chuck Norris uses live Grizzly Bears as Pillow Pets.
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Post by Chris Johnson on May 19, 2011 6:33:41 GMT -5
When Graham Bell first invented telephone he had 2 missed calls from Chuck Norris
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Post by Aaron on May 19, 2011 6:34:09 GMT -5
Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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Post by Livesindaw00ds on May 19, 2011 6:34:26 GMT -5
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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Post by Jaxon on May 19, 2011 6:34:41 GMT -5
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
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Post by Tampaboy19N on May 19, 2011 6:34:52 GMT -5
When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
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Post by BlondeHanson on May 19, 2011 6:36:18 GMT -5
When Chuck was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" Chuck received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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Post by Apricky on May 19, 2011 6:36:35 GMT -5
The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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Post by Chris Johnson on May 19, 2011 6:36:52 GMT -5
Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
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Post by Livesindaw00ds on May 19, 2011 6:37:06 GMT -5
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
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Post by Andrew on May 19, 2011 6:38:56 GMT -5
Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
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Post by Robles on May 19, 2011 6:41:33 GMT -5
Chuck Norris once bowled a perfect game with a marble.
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Post by Ʈiffanƴ on May 19, 2011 7:07:39 GMT -5
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
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Post by Matthew on May 19, 2011 7:10:06 GMT -5
Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
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