|
|
Post by Phantom Phreak on May 16, 2011 8:21:48 GMT -5
Post one.
A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan". Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
|
|
|
|
Post by Wolf on May 16, 2011 8:25:40 GMT -5
What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup? Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!
Why don't aliens eat clowns. Because they taste funny.
|
|
|
|
Post by Oval on May 16, 2011 12:49:15 GMT -5
^ Ha ha
|
|
|
|
Post by Ʈiffanƴ on May 16, 2011 19:40:30 GMT -5
Where does the one legged waitress work? Ihop
|
|
|
|
Post by Biased on May 16, 2011 19:41:15 GMT -5
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? His lips are moving.
|
|
|
|
Post by Patriotic Kerry on May 16, 2011 19:48:11 GMT -5
***NEWSFLASH*** Tell ALL your female friends that i can get 100 tampons for £1
... No Strings attached
...but for a limited period ONLY!
...A bloody good deal!
|
|
|
|
Post by PunkChic4life22 on May 16, 2011 19:49:40 GMT -5
Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde?
A: There is a stamp on it.
|
|
|
|
Post by Rube on May 16, 2011 19:54:59 GMT -5
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
|
|
|
|
Post by Ignored on May 16, 2011 20:19:04 GMT -5
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? [No, why?] 'Cause I can see me in your pants.
|
|
|
|
Post by Creative on May 16, 2011 20:23:59 GMT -5
Guess this turned into a thread of bad pickup lines
|
|
|
|
Post by Google Bot on May 16, 2011 20:27:19 GMT -5
I'm feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?
|
|
|
|
Post by Ryanizme on May 18, 2011 0:26:53 GMT -5
I walked into a bar.
ow.
|
|
sodapop12
Gold Member
I gotta know what I'm like.
Posts: 698
Reputation: 0
|
Post by sodapop12 on May 18, 2011 10:34:55 GMT -5
Farmer Jones: Do you like raisin bread?
Farmer Brown: Can't say. Never raised any.
|
|
!!!!
