Post by Fatal Rewind on Apr 1, 2007 0:08:45 GMT -5
For anyone who keeps up front with internet news, as you might have already heard, the Proboards headquarters suffered a fire late last night after being vandalized first (with the belief that the fire was started to try to cover up the vandalism). Even without the arson division of the local police department completing their investigation as of yet, an arson agent (who wished to remain anonymous) stated that they were “100% sure” the fire was deliberate, due to what they believe is a teenager’s graffiti that was splayed on the walls full of misspellings and improper grammar, stating “I was banned from Proboards becuase I used to be funny”, among other messages. It’s unsure as to what exactly this means, as Proboards has a long ban list, but they are cooperating with authorities in turning over their list of banned users as part of the investigation to try to shed some light as to who might have committed this crime. Most of the headquarters were undamaged though, and most Proboards sites are expected to continue with normal operations.
And speaking of which, here’s local news of this Proboards forum in particular:
Tampaboy19n is hanging up his wrench for a good while as he makes a turn from auto mechanic to porn star. It all started when a porn producer had her car fixed at his shop and asked him if he wanted to get his hands dirty in a *different* way. “I figured ‘why not?’” said tampa. “Getting that grease from underneath my nails on a daily basis was getting on my nerves.” And until his debut (as tampaman) of "‘69 Mustang" is released, you can hear about his career objectives through his manager, Shinra, who’s pimping him out, of course.
Being nearly complete with getting her doctorate in psychiatry, yarny is about to unveil MindHead, the very first melding of counseling and fast food. Patients can snack on Freud's Franks on a StickTM, Schizo Side SaladTM and Dysfunctional DumplingsTM as they await their psychoanalysis. And remember: buy three regular dinners, and your first hour long session’s free!
After trying to out-leet each other after several hours of online gaming, Renton [006]’s, Andrew’s, blackeyedpeas’ and Lola's game was crashed by an unknown hacker who just left the cryptic message of "you n00bs need to stop using Windows in your off-time", leaving behind the only clue of a Jack-in-the-Box looking smiley face that had a long goatee. "I wish whoever did this would show his face in person so I can kick his ass", threatened Andrew. Jeez! When will you kids learn that
And speaking of which, here’s local news of this Proboards forum in particular:
Tampaboy19n is hanging up his wrench for a good while as he makes a turn from auto mechanic to porn star. It all started when a porn producer had her car fixed at his shop and asked him if he wanted to get his hands dirty in a *different* way. “I figured ‘why not?’” said tampa. “Getting that grease from underneath my nails on a daily basis was getting on my nerves.” And until his debut (as tampaman) of "‘69 Mustang" is released, you can hear about his career objectives through his manager, Shinra, who’s pimping him out, of course.
Being nearly complete with getting her doctorate in psychiatry, yarny is about to unveil MindHead, the very first melding of counseling and fast food. Patients can snack on Freud's Franks on a StickTM, Schizo Side SaladTM and Dysfunctional DumplingsTM as they await their psychoanalysis. And remember: buy three regular dinners, and your first hour long session’s free!
After trying to out-leet each other after several hours of online gaming, Renton [006]’s, Andrew’s, blackeyedpeas’ and Lola's game was crashed by an unknown hacker who just left the cryptic message of "you n00bs need to stop using Windows in your off-time", leaving behind the only clue of a Jack-in-the-Box looking smiley face that had a long goatee. "I wish whoever did this would show his face in person so I can kick his ass", threatened Andrew. Jeez! When will you kids learn that
.He he
