Post by skeleton on Dec 16, 2010 21:48:10 GMT -5
So I got back from the Casino, stepped inside to force a baby turtle out. Washed up and decided to go for a quick run. I open the door, and there's a ****ing brown box sitting right in front of it I check who it is from, and it reads that it is from Sandy Claws So naturally I immediately look to the sky, but there is not a sleigh in sight. I run out to the driveway and look down the road. There is a big ugly brown truck speeding down it. Clever disguise, Santa. I'm honestly a little freaked out knowing that you knew when I was taking a dump and decided that was the perfect time to run up and lay the box down. I will sleep terrified tonight.
BOX
The weapon of choice
Opened up
What all of the notes say:
First:
Post Pics on planting your peanut butter seeds so Santa will know which house is yours.
And the third note on there says:
1. Fill pot hole with Oreao provided
2. Dump "dirt" into pot (dirt smells a lot like ground up oreo)
3. toss a handful of Reese's "seeds" into dirt.
4. Wait
The goods all together
BOX
The weapon of choice
Opened up
What all of the notes say:
First:
Post Pics on planting your peanut butter seeds so Santa will know which house is yours.
And the third note on there says:
1. Fill pot hole with Oreao provided
2. Dump "dirt" into pot (dirt smells a lot like ground up oreo)
3. toss a handful of Reese's "seeds" into dirt.
4. Wait
The goods all together
