Starbucks

[Mr. Feeny]

So I've been trying all of Starbucks holiday beverages
Some of them are rather lame. I can live with that. Today I tried the caramel apple one. The first sip was like I'm drinking apple pie! Then I realized how sh*tty it was. Might as well be hot cider.

It's apple juice that they run under the steamer a bit and then add caramel syrup too. I went back (I was shopping at Safeway, so I was still technically at the Starbucks), and asked if they might have made it wrong lol. So then I had her top it up with coffee to see if it would make it any better, and it didn't do a thing. There's like 10% pike's place in that sh*t, and It still just tastes like hot cider.

Anyways, I threw it in the fridge and I'm trying to decide what might be the best kind of alcohol to put in this sh*t to make it drinkable. Suggestions?

[Fierce]

They are so outrageously unhealthy for you. I see girls at work drinking them all the time and they wonder why their diets don't work.

[Hulk]

they're all filled with disgusting syrup. just toss it.

[Mr. Feeny]

It's a once in a while indulgence. I wont get fat.

[Fierce]

Grande pike is all i ever get at starbucks. Sometimes i'll try the other blends but they're usually pretty weak.

[Malakai the guy]

might as well drink a glass of cream & sugar syrup

[Fierce]

peppermint mocha is what you should be trying

[Ja(v)ie]

brandy or bourbon will fix it

[TheOcelot1978]

pike is the only acceptable beverage to get from starbucks.

[blackmagic]

Add some whiskey

[Hulk]

In all seriousness, if it's more than a few hours old, TOSS IT

[blackmagic]

^truth. those things go bad in a hot minute.