Post by Fatal Rewind on Jul 17, 2004 17:13:44 GMT -5
Greetings. It has come to our attention lately that there have been several things that have been misunderstood on the forum as of late, which could result in animosities towards certain members and feelings being hurt, and worse. So it is time for things to be straightened out before a panic ensues.
Bear in mind, though, this is just the beginning, and we still do not have a lot of concrete answers, but we are working towards the unity of this forum. Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.
Contrary to popular belief, a person on here with the handle of FatalRewind does NOT actually spend all of his time playing the video game of the same name (how could he? He currently doesn't even have a tv to play it on
). True, he may be online a lot at times, but using that time to playing that game, no, it is not true. (He's actually been obsessed with the Atari 2600 game of Tunnel Runner as of late.)
Bigballofyarn is actually NOT a "big ball of yarn": she is less than 5'5", which would...well, ok, that would make her a "GIANT ball of yarn", actually, but this is still inaccurate.
Wolf.evil is also probably false, as reports indicate he is actually not evil (that's Une's job, but not her handle). And any incarnation of the word "wolf" appearing in his title (iwolf, wolfv6, etc.) is also false, as he is not actually a wolf. Please disregard any photographic "evidence" of this as well (see the "introduce yourselves" thread); after all, this is very easily faked, and how would he be able to type with those paws anyway? Everything would come out looking like this:
mjkyug tfr 8u9 k;l =p- ihu rtmokj d@mn, cant type kl ty [\ 45 -=p
A certain individual named Ryan does not actually live in your house. So those rhythmic tapping sounds coming from your basement at night that come out in a pattern that indicates an entity of intelligence and the wailing of "when you go to sleeeeeep, I'm coming for you, oooooWOOOOOO" is something else entirely. So stop being paranoid and go to sleep already.
A certain Monkey is not actually cajun, since he lives in the U. K., and he is also not a monkey (we don't think). True, as pointed out in the documentary series known as Dilbert, he would have a natural speed advantage on the keyboard by typing and by using his tail on the mouse, but this is just wishful thinking on his part.
0reofungurl84 is a bit doubtful if she has any fun -- with Oreos or anything else -- due to that scowling icon. However, if she does...well, the icon scares us too much to research this. So this will be left as uncertain and inconclusive for now.
PunkChic4life's claim as to being a "punk chick for life" cannot be said one way or the other at the moment, as it will take a very long study in order to prove whether she will remain in this lifestyle of hers throughout all of her remaining years, or she succombs to some other style of music and becomes EltonJohn4life, YoGangsta4yourlife, or GothicChic4death. She could prove to be an interesting case study, whatever the case may be.
On the flip side of things, all evidence leads to believe that tampaboy is actually a male who does reside in Tampa, The Mrs. is married, and therefore a missus, people with the personal names of Aaron, Adam, etc., are actually named that, and that BlondeHanson is actually blonde and a Hanson fan, so we believe these five are, at least, telling the truth (especially the latter, since it would be beyond us as to why anyone would lie about being a Hanson fan, unless they were a guy trying to land a chick, which BlondeHanson is reportedly female. So there). So way to go for being honest, guys. (We can also assume that ILuvAI really loves AI as well.)
Unfortunately, ThePrizeFightertInferno...actually, this doesn't make a d@mn bit of sense as to what the hell this is supposed to mean. Disregard for now.
UltimateGuidoAnchovy actually is not to be believed either, since it is well known that the general public, in...uh, general, doesn't like anchovies in the least. So there is no such thing as an "ultimate anchovy", even if one is named Guido. So this is also false.
There are also several handles that might contain half-truths, but we are unsure of at the moment: we don't know if witch really IS a witch, footsy is either a giant foot or likes playing with her footsies, Hulk is actually a hulk or just likes the fictitious green character, and alixcute is actually cute (we need a photograph in order to confirm this [particularly one of the bikini variety], and the same goes for browneyedsugar, but that could also apply to her personality). To make matters more complicated, Blackeyedpeas could apply to if she really likes black-eyed peas, but it is doubtful that this is meant literally, as black-eyed peas are not known to type very well...which also goes for Pearl in the noun sense (again, pearls are not known to type), or if that is meant as an adjective, if she really IS a "pearl", personality-wise, or if she's just really a pain in the ass in person (just kiddin', I'm sure you're a sweetheart in real life
). Creative is also too new a person to determine whether they are "creative" or not either (and don't TELL us that they "create" posts, that could be referring to any number of things!). Due to his young age and working with DarC, it is doubtful that Dr. X is really a doctor, nor does he have a PHD, although that could depend on what "phd" stands for: it could be "Pot-Headed Dominance", "Pope-Headed Dork", or "Panting, Hot Dog" for all we know (among others). And taylorLikedMySHirt could have just been P. R., as this individual named Taylor could have been lying through his teeth and thought that her shirt was, in all actuality, a ragged piece of poop. So these are also unknown.
Aunt Dave could not possibly...well, I mean, if he's a guy that wears women's clothi--err, if she's waiting for her sex change operation and...uh, oh know, in the interest of common decency, we're not going to investigate this one. (You'll thank us later.)
PurpleEyes' eyes are also not purple, as she has just admitted recently in writing. This is about as truthful as the species of bird in North America known as the "purple finch", which are actually NOT purple, they are actually closer to the color of red, which is what color her eyes really are, indicating evil. And since to most men in general, being female IS evil, this is actually true. (But not being purple-eyed, though.)
As far as Narcissus Narcosis goes, the term "narcissus" is in regards to a plant, and "narcosis" is in regards to being unconscious due to a drug, so we're keeping a VERY close eye on this disturbing individual, yes indeedy. Beware of this fellow.
And last, Livesindaw00ds does not actually live in a wooded area. I mean, come ON! He would have to keep his computer set-up immune from rain, mold, animals, etc., which is way too much trouble to deal with just to keep up with a handle such as that. So this is also false, he does NOT live in the woods. (He lives in your basement.)
Thank you for your cooperation,
the snopes.com division of the bigballofyarn.com staff
This has been brought to you by FatalRewind's Slow, but Obviously Very Strange Weekend EveningTM
Bear in mind, though, this is just the beginning, and we still do not have a lot of concrete answers, but we are working towards the unity of this forum. Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.
Contrary to popular belief, a person on here with the handle of FatalRewind does NOT actually spend all of his time playing the video game of the same name (how could he? He currently doesn't even have a tv to play it on
). True, he may be online a lot at times, but using that time to playing that game, no, it is not true. (He's actually been obsessed with the Atari 2600 game of Tunnel Runner as of late.)Bigballofyarn is actually NOT a "big ball of yarn": she is less than 5'5", which would...well, ok, that would make her a "GIANT ball of yarn", actually, but this is still inaccurate.
Wolf.evil is also probably false, as reports indicate he is actually not evil (that's Une's job, but not her handle). And any incarnation of the word "wolf" appearing in his title (iwolf, wolfv6, etc.) is also false, as he is not actually a wolf. Please disregard any photographic "evidence" of this as well (see the "introduce yourselves" thread); after all, this is very easily faked, and how would he be able to type with those paws anyway? Everything would come out looking like this:
mjkyug tfr 8u9 k;l =p- ihu rtmokj d@mn, cant type kl ty [\ 45 -=p
A certain individual named Ryan does not actually live in your house. So those rhythmic tapping sounds coming from your basement at night that come out in a pattern that indicates an entity of intelligence and the wailing of "when you go to sleeeeeep, I'm coming for you, oooooWOOOOOO" is something else entirely. So stop being paranoid and go to sleep already.
A certain Monkey is not actually cajun, since he lives in the U. K., and he is also not a monkey (we don't think). True, as pointed out in the documentary series known as Dilbert, he would have a natural speed advantage on the keyboard by typing and by using his tail on the mouse, but this is just wishful thinking on his part.
0reofungurl84 is a bit doubtful if she has any fun -- with Oreos or anything else -- due to that scowling icon. However, if she does...well, the icon scares us too much to research this. So this will be left as uncertain and inconclusive for now.
PunkChic4life's claim as to being a "punk chick for life" cannot be said one way or the other at the moment, as it will take a very long study in order to prove whether she will remain in this lifestyle of hers throughout all of her remaining years, or she succombs to some other style of music and becomes EltonJohn4life, YoGangsta4yourlife, or GothicChic4death. She could prove to be an interesting case study, whatever the case may be.
On the flip side of things, all evidence leads to believe that tampaboy is actually a male who does reside in Tampa, The Mrs. is married, and therefore a missus, people with the personal names of Aaron, Adam, etc., are actually named that, and that BlondeHanson is actually blonde and a Hanson fan, so we believe these five are, at least, telling the truth (especially the latter, since it would be beyond us as to why anyone would lie about being a Hanson fan, unless they were a guy trying to land a chick, which BlondeHanson is reportedly female. So there). So way to go for being honest, guys. (We can also assume that ILuvAI really loves AI as well.)
Unfortunately, ThePrizeFightertInferno...actually, this doesn't make a d@mn bit of sense as to what the hell this is supposed to mean. Disregard for now.
UltimateGuidoAnchovy actually is not to be believed either, since it is well known that the general public, in...uh, general, doesn't like anchovies in the least. So there is no such thing as an "ultimate anchovy", even if one is named Guido. So this is also false.
There are also several handles that might contain half-truths, but we are unsure of at the moment: we don't know if witch really IS a witch, footsy is either a giant foot or likes playing with her footsies, Hulk is actually a hulk or just likes the fictitious green character, and alixcute is actually cute (we need a photograph in order to confirm this [particularly one of the bikini variety], and the same goes for browneyedsugar, but that could also apply to her personality). To make matters more complicated, Blackeyedpeas could apply to if she really likes black-eyed peas, but it is doubtful that this is meant literally, as black-eyed peas are not known to type very well...which also goes for Pearl in the noun sense (again, pearls are not known to type), or if that is meant as an adjective, if she really IS a "pearl", personality-wise, or if she's just really a pain in the ass in person (just kiddin', I'm sure you're a sweetheart in real life
). Creative is also too new a person to determine whether they are "creative" or not either (and don't TELL us that they "create" posts, that could be referring to any number of things!). Due to his young age and working with DarC, it is doubtful that Dr. X is really a doctor, nor does he have a PHD, although that could depend on what "phd" stands for: it could be "Pot-Headed Dominance", "Pope-Headed Dork", or "Panting, Hot Dog" for all we know (among others). And taylorLikedMySHirt could have just been P. R., as this individual named Taylor could have been lying through his teeth and thought that her shirt was, in all actuality, a ragged piece of poop. So these are also unknown.Aunt Dave could not possibly...well, I mean, if he's a guy that wears women's clothi--err, if she's waiting for her sex change operation and...uh, oh know, in the interest of common decency, we're not going to investigate this one. (You'll thank us later.)
PurpleEyes' eyes are also not purple, as she has just admitted recently in writing. This is about as truthful as the species of bird in North America known as the "purple finch", which are actually NOT purple, they are actually closer to the color of red, which is what color her eyes really are, indicating evil. And since to most men in general, being female IS evil, this is actually true. (But not being purple-eyed, though.)
As far as Narcissus Narcosis goes, the term "narcissus" is in regards to a plant, and "narcosis" is in regards to being unconscious due to a drug, so we're keeping a VERY close eye on this disturbing individual, yes indeedy. Beware of this fellow.
And last, Livesindaw00ds does not actually live in a wooded area. I mean, come ON! He would have to keep his computer set-up immune from rain, mold, animals, etc., which is way too much trouble to deal with just to keep up with a handle such as that. So this is also false, he does NOT live in the woods. (He lives in your basement.)
Thank you for your cooperation,
the snopes.com division of the bigballofyarn.com staff
This has been brought to you by FatalRewind's Slow, but Obviously Very Strange Weekend EveningTM
