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Post by Tampaboy19N on Nov 18, 2008 9:21:18 GMT -5
Why did the chicken commit suicide?
To get to the other side
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Post by Apricky on Nov 18, 2008 9:22:22 GMT -5
Whats long, brown and sticky?
Colon cancer
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Post by taylorLikedmySHirt on Nov 18, 2008 9:30:20 GMT -5
What do you get when you cross a elephant with a chicken?
Nothing, animals of different species cannot produce offspring.
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Post by Chris Johnson on Nov 18, 2008 9:32:10 GMT -5
thread will go places and die slowly, kind of like an elderly woman living a sad, lonely life
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Post by Livesindaw00ds on Nov 18, 2008 9:42:53 GMT -5
Whats Black and has 3 legs, one of which is hollow?
a piano
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Post by BlondeHanson on Nov 18, 2008 9:45:14 GMT -5
Half of the people in the world have an IQ below the statistical median.
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Post by Andrew on Nov 18, 2008 9:48:53 GMT -5
A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but Saran wrap.
The doctor says, "Clearly I can see you're suffering from a psychotic delusion."
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Post by George WB on Nov 18, 2008 9:56:29 GMT -5
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Cause 7 8 9
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Post by Wickil on Nov 18, 2008 12:33:40 GMT -5
What's the difference between a Corvette and a bag of dead puppies?
I don't have a Corvette in my garage.
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Post by ♪ *~ Lola ~* ♪ on Nov 18, 2008 14:26:00 GMT -5
^ROFL
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Post by Moot on Nov 18, 2008 17:29:18 GMT -5
What did the sink say to the faucet?
Nothing, neigher sinks nor faucets talk.
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