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Post by Andrew on Nov 7, 2008 9:29:58 GMT -5
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Post by Robles on Nov 7, 2008 9:38:33 GMT -5
Tuscan Whole Milk satisfies
does a body good
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plastic gallon jug
oh why must you mock me so
keeping me from milk
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udder of the cow
squirt forth delicious beverage
thousands of pus cells
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Tuscan Whole Milk, 1
Gallon, One Hundred Twenty
Eight Fluid Ounces
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Post by Mr. Tuxedo on Nov 7, 2008 9:42:33 GMT -5
At first taste, this milk may seem to many to be the most heveanly beverage around, but don't be fooled. At great risk to my own personal health, I am here to warn you about the dark secret of this milk. Do not be fooled, fair citizens, this is not milk at all. This milk IS PEOPLE. that's right, it's all the peace protesters that Bush wrangled up, and liquified. "Why, then," you ask, "is it white? I'd imagine that ground human would be red or pinkish." well the answer to your question is: Bleach. That's right, not only are you drinking people, but you're drinking bleach and people. bleached people.
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Post by Patriotic Kerry on Nov 7, 2008 10:00:16 GMT -5
Tuscan Milk. It's Liquid White Gold.
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Post by Black Eyed Peas on Nov 7, 2008 10:09:04 GMT -5
258 of 267 people found the following review helpful:
Combine with other foods!, August 5, 2006
By J. Fitzsimmons (Milwaukee, Wi) - See all my reviews
Has anyone else tried pouring this stuff over dry cereal? A-W-E-S-O-M-E!
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Post by Jaxon on Nov 7, 2008 10:12:03 GMT -5
ROFL look at the product pictures
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Post by Andrew on Nov 7, 2008 20:37:27 GMT -5
I would have given this product 5 stars for the teeth and the project on embracing diversity, but I deducted one star because of the giant mutant ants.
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