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Post by Wickil on Nov 5, 2008 14:47:53 GMT -5
Come on. I know you guys have some. But which ones are funny enough to make someone actually consider giving you the time of day?
I used to have a list of really funny ones, but I seem to have misplaced it. I'll look around.
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Post by Hugo on Nov 5, 2008 15:20:17 GMT -5
*Looks at girls shirt tag* Just like I thought, made in heaven
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Post by Prime on Nov 5, 2008 17:55:53 GMT -5
your feet must be tired cause you've been running through my mind all day
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Post by Potter on Nov 5, 2008 18:02:57 GMT -5
hey baby i lost my phone number. can i have yours?
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Post by PurpleBlast on Nov 5, 2008 19:30:10 GMT -5
"I am homeless. Can I come home with you"
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Post by Moot on Nov 6, 2008 16:56:38 GMT -5
"hi"
"Are those space pants? because your ass is out of this world!"
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Post by Wickil on Nov 6, 2008 17:01:20 GMT -5
I think my favorite is and always will be "Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!"
Or, "How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice."
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Post by Google Bot on Nov 6, 2008 22:04:47 GMT -5
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
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Post by Balto Bob on Nov 6, 2008 22:05:36 GMT -5
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
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Post by Potter on Nov 6, 2008 22:05:20 GMT -5
Guy: Can I have directions? Girl: To where? Guy: To your heart.
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Post by Balto Bob on Nov 6, 2008 22:06:35 GMT -5
Break a bit of ice on the bar and say "Now I've broken the ice can I buy you a drink?"
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Post by zachansonlover on Nov 6, 2008 22:10:26 GMT -5
Can I get some fries with that shake?
I want to tell you your fortune. (Take her hand and write your phone number on it) Your future is clear.
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Post by PurpleBlast on Nov 6, 2008 22:13:19 GMT -5
(To someone working somewhere where a counter seperates you) You're like a drug to me. Good thing you're over the counter.
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Post by aur0rafungirl84 on Nov 6, 2008 22:17:54 GMT -5
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
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Post by Non-Conquering Wolf on Nov 6, 2008 22:19:34 GMT -5
Guy: Is your daddy a thief?
Girlt: No.
Guy: Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes?
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