The you can write a book about it and sell it for milliyonz!
then after your book reaches the masses and tops the Billboard 100 (wait ..... that's not right)
you can go on to make 2 movies each made by a great steven! One for the kids (Spielberg) and one for the not-so-kids (King)
then after everyone 'sees'(no one actually read you damn book) the pain and suffering that you went through, a handful of randomly handpicked artists from completly different genres will come together and make one song(think jayz, ozzie, hanson, zakk wylde, and uh..... enya)
That song will be called "Bleed for mmmBop in the Orinoco Flow : Big pimpin' on the Crazy Train"
at least 50 million will buy into this marketing mindf**k like a zombie for a brain
2 months after you win an Pulitzer for your movie (wait .... wait....tha...) you'll get an Oscar for your book(wait no... that's wrong too....)
once sales on the single "Bleed for mmmBop in the Orinoco Flow : Big pimpin' on the Crazy Train" by the Backasswards All*stars, begin to decline you will realize that from the 50 million copies sold, 2 billion people have the song.
You then call Lars Ulrich(can't believe i remember'd his name), some fool from Napster and a lawyer that knows nothing about the music market
you then sue a bunch of people(never see their faces, just a sh!tload of names) which turns out to be 1 billion people from india and the other 99.95% were from starving people in third world countries.
outraged with this Ted Nugent makes a deal the former Vice President Al Gore for a couple of nukes. Al Gore moves to Russia with the alias Moltov Kovovich.
Nugent decimates cuba with a nuke or 10, and prevents nuclear winter with a top-secret US patented(stolen alien technology) AntiNuke.
Moltov then makes 26 million prank calls from russia to several Domino's Pizza stores with a network of Pranksters called
the Pranksters formally known as Pranksters or just P(not the letter the symbol).
Domino's Pizza shuts down for 1 day and 20 million sinfully loyal customers die from starvation.
To retaliate the SC Johnson Wax corporation unleashes the T-Virus upon school children
Micheal Jackson is the hired to solve this confilct. He must kill Fatal. the CIA reveals that Fatal is hiding in a mcDonalds somewhere in the country. Jackson locates Fatal, and finds out that he's an alien from Omicron Persy-I 8 and he was sent here to "Destroy All Humans"
Jackson does a moonwalk, hits a high note and turns 26 different colors.
Soon after Fatal Rewind's head explodes.
Jackson is then given a Purple heart for his efforts, but soon vaporizes from the extreme sunlight during the ceremony.
2 years later this Epic is turned into a 6 part made-for-tv movie
and TLMS is sitting on her couch laughing her ass off, because she stayed in jail for 1 night (mistaken identity)
so in this cause she wins
but fatal look on the bright side.... you were a
MILLIONAIRE!! MILLIONAIRE!!!! 
before you died
why the hell did i type that.....
hope u all enjoy
sorry for the typos/grammar
Just a fair beating I'd enjoy, but if you actually got to the point where I didn't like it, I could file Assault By Contact charges. So you lose either way, girlie 
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