Halloween Jokes

[Parched]

#Halloweentoothy# #HallowCool#

Painfully unfunny, but might get a chuckle

Q. Where does a ghost go on Saturday night?
A. Anywhere where he can boo-gie.


Q. Why did the ghost go into the bar?
A. For the Boos.

Q. Why doesn't Dracula mind the doctor looking at his throat.
A. Because of the coffin.

What happens when two vampires meet?
A. It was love at first bite!

Why do ghosts shiver and moan?
A. It's drafty under that sheet.

Q. Why didn't the skeleton go to see a scary movie?
A. He didn't have the guts.

Q. What is a Skeleton's favorite song.
A. Bad to the Bone

[HansonCutter97]

lmfao... those aren't bad...

[Prime]

rofl

The lame jokes are always the best

[Potter]

my friends tell me those corny jokes all the time and i just laugh my ass off for no reason lol

they really are good. i gotta write them down

[Nixola]

^post more!!!

I'm in the mood

[Potter]

Q. What do ghosts say when something is really neat? A.Ghoul

Q. Why did the ghost go into the bar? A. For the Boos.

Q. Why was the girl afraid of the vampire? A. He was all bite and no bark.

Q. Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? A. He didn't have a haunting license.

Q. Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party? A. He had no body to dance with.

Q. Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch? A. At the casketeria.

Q. What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? A. He is mist.

Q. Where did the goblin throw the football? A. Over the ghoul line.

[boots]

hahahahah wow...

[HansonCutter97]

lmfao... those ones are good...