Post by Desired Apathy on Sept 1, 2008 15:33:11 GMT -5
(Attempt to use all the 80s slang i know)
I met this AWESOME, WANNABE, AIRHEAD, who wanted to have WICKED FUN, with some YUPPIE. I said "THATS PHAT, I can PENCIL YOU IN later this week." She said I was BUTT UGLY and didnt want me to be her BOY TOY!
That's BOGUS. I really wanted to CHILL with such a BODACIOUS BABE. I decided to call the DITZ down the street and ask her to DO LUNCH. She was like "THATS FRESH FUR SUR!" I was STOKED, until the ROAD PIZZA creeped her out and she ran all the way to some PREPPY POSER's house. I was pissed TO THE MAX, until I found a VALLEY GIRL in my room. I wanted to VEG OUT, but she just SPAZZED OUT. She said I was such a COUCH POTATO, so I threw her OUT THE DOOR. Suddenly my HOMEBOY showed up with some HOUSE MUSIC. I wanted to GAG HIM WITH A SPOON when he started dancing on the table. It was one heck of a HELLACIOUS evening, but at least I didnt sh*t BRICKS.
Credit goes to yarny for 90% of it... LOL
I met this AWESOME, WANNABE, AIRHEAD, who wanted to have WICKED FUN, with some YUPPIE. I said "THATS PHAT, I can PENCIL YOU IN later this week." She said I was BUTT UGLY and didnt want me to be her BOY TOY!
That's BOGUS. I really wanted to CHILL with such a BODACIOUS BABE. I decided to call the DITZ down the street and ask her to DO LUNCH. She was like "THATS FRESH FUR SUR!" I was STOKED, until the ROAD PIZZA creeped her out and she ran all the way to some PREPPY POSER's house. I was pissed TO THE MAX, until I found a VALLEY GIRL in my room. I wanted to VEG OUT, but she just SPAZZED OUT. She said I was such a COUCH POTATO, so I threw her OUT THE DOOR. Suddenly my HOMEBOY showed up with some HOUSE MUSIC. I wanted to GAG HIM WITH A SPOON when he started dancing on the table. It was one heck of a HELLACIOUS evening, but at least I didnt sh*t BRICKS.Credit goes to yarny for 90% of it... LOL
