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Post by Deleted on May 25, 2021 9:23:54 GMT -5
Rollin' rollin' rollin' keep those votes a rollin'...rawhide! If elected I promise the following:
I will lower taxes I will increase your income I will eliminate crime I will stop corruption and drain the swamp!
(OMG! I'm turning into a lying politician, what is happening to me!!!!! arghe!!!)
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Post by Mountain Reader on May 25, 2021 9:25:44 GMT -5
Rollin' rollin' rollin' keep those votes a rollin'...rawhide! If elected I promise the following: I will lower taxes I will increase your income I will eliminate crime I will stop corruption and drain the swamp! (OMG! I'm turning into a lying politician, what is happening to me!!!!! arghe!!!) Just voted for you! I expect change in Canada and the US!
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Post by Deleted on May 25, 2021 9:28:10 GMT -5
Just voted for you! I expect change in Canada and the US! Don't believe any of those lies by my political opponents. I never had sex with any of those 38 women! It's all lies! I don't know any of them!!!!
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Post by bigballofyarn on May 25, 2021 9:29:48 GMT -5
Last month I saw that I had received 4 votes, then I declined to be elected on a flimsy excuse. But in reality I declined because I wanted UseOnce&Destroy to win and did not want to compete against her. This month I think that it would be cool to win. I did indeed nominate Tea-Rex, and if I don't win then I would be happy if T-R won. Good luck to all the contestants. By the way, if elected and I'm not comfortable with a question, I reserve the right to answer with a big NO COMMENT. lol You are free to pass on any question. I think you may enjoy being king for a month though.
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Post by Tim05 on May 25, 2021 9:44:44 GMT -5
Rollin' rollin' rollin' keep those votes a rollin'...rawhide! If elected I promise the following: I will lower taxes I will increase your income I will eliminate crime I will stop corruption and drain the swamp! (OMG! I'm turning into a lying politician, what is happening to me!!!!! arghe!!!) Wow I already voted but I may be inclined to switch... You can really promise me all of that?!
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Post by Tampaboy19N on May 25, 2021 10:02:31 GMT -5
In for higher income. LBJ for MOTM!
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Post by Deleted on May 25, 2021 10:26:49 GMT -5
Wow I already voted but I may be inclined to switch... You can really promise me all of that?! Switch your vote and I can arrange for you to meet up with 3 women in a motel room paid for by my election commitee. (a redhead, a blond and a brunette)
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Post by Holden on May 25, 2021 10:30:17 GMT -5
Wow I already voted but I may be inclined to switch... You can really promise me all of that?! Switch your vote and I can arrange for you to meet up with 3 women in a motel room paid for by my election commitee. (a redhead, a blond and a brunette) Can I have my own private library?
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Post by Tim05 on May 25, 2021 10:55:07 GMT -5
Wow I already voted but I may be inclined to switch... You can really promise me all of that?! Switch your vote and I can arrange for you to meet up with 3 women in a motel room paid for by my election commitee. (a redhead, a blond and a brunette) I don't need 3 women, 1 is enough for me. You lost my vote!
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Post by Jaxon on May 25, 2021 11:01:28 GMT -5
Whoever can provide free food gets my vote.
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Post by Deleted on May 25, 2021 11:27:13 GMT -5
If elected I will: Eliminate all poverty in the world Find a cure for cancer Eradicate Covid-19 forever
AND I'll get Mexico to pay for it all!!!
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Post by Javier9101983 on May 25, 2021 12:19:34 GMT -5
Tea-Rex and hobbies here we come!
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Post by Jaxon on May 25, 2021 12:32:14 GMT -5
I settled on Ryan's BOTM.
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Post by Deleted on May 25, 2021 12:44:11 GMT -5
If I lose this I will demand that all ballots be recounted. I will not stand for a rigged election!
STOP THE STEAL!
I've bought a whole bunch of spray tan and now my face is orange. I think we will win! LMAO
I'll build a wall...not sure where but who cares!
P.S. Just in case there may be members who do not get my humor, my posts on this thread are a parody on Trump and American politics, and ought not to be taken seriously. lol
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Post by bigballofyarn on May 25, 2021 12:49:45 GMT -5
@lbj, Years ago, "Literary Archive" used to be named "The Wall."
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