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Post by Fierce on Aug 7, 2012 5:13:52 GMT -5
I am in the middle of ****ing nowhere. Surrounded by cow fields and corn fields. The bugs are the size of ****ing birds. They leave bloodstains, not green guts, on my windshield. I just want to work outside so i can down cancer sticks like the cure for aids, but they are ****ing everywhere and disgusting.
Citronella candles don't work.
Citronella tiki torches don't work.
Bug spray don't work.
Bug lights don't work.
WTF DO I DO??
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Post by ProneToEpisodes on Aug 7, 2012 5:26:58 GMT -5
Buy a bee suit
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Post by Tampaboy19N on Aug 7, 2012 5:27:15 GMT -5
Toughen up, Buttercup.
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Post by Fierce on Aug 7, 2012 5:27:24 GMT -5
These mother****ers carry like aids and cancer and ALS and MS and sh*t. **** them.
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Post by Blexrude on Aug 7, 2012 5:27:39 GMT -5
Did they all bite you or something?
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Post by Fierce on Aug 7, 2012 5:27:50 GMT -5
Yes, all over the place.
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Post by Tampaboy19N on Aug 7, 2012 5:28:04 GMT -5
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Post by Jaxon on Aug 7, 2012 5:28:19 GMT -5
Citronella sucks at keeping bugs away. All the candles would do was attract millions of moths and beetles that would land in the melted wax, get stuck and slowly die.
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Post by Fierce on Aug 7, 2012 5:28:55 GMT -5
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Post by Sincerity on Aug 7, 2012 5:29:28 GMT -5
Burn the house down and let them collect on accident insurance
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Post by Night on Aug 7, 2012 5:34:01 GMT -5
They probably have mini guns for things like that.
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Post by Alexander on Aug 7, 2012 6:08:10 GMT -5
Stay inside!
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Post by Prime on Aug 7, 2012 6:53:19 GMT -5
Maybe some off-skintastic?
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Post by Zero Dade Cool on Aug 7, 2012 7:11:28 GMT -5
Whatever you do, don't eat anything sweet.
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Post by Wickil on Aug 7, 2012 8:51:38 GMT -5
I'm with Tampa on this one. Stop being a pussy.
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