Post by bigballofyarn on Aug 9, 2006 21:25:32 GMT -5
This was sent to our staff email:
Why I should be unbanned from BBOY. A novel by Dr. Kipp Stone(aka TheFirstEnemy)
First, my deadly good looks. Second, my amazing wit. Third, I have higher than normal testosterone levels that allow me to kick more ass than almost anyone in the world, second only to Sephen Colbert.
I should also be unbanned because I never should have been banned in the first place. I made fun of assholes. I made fun of Canadians who made fun of Americans. I never once made fun of anyone who didn't deserve it by them being assholes. I was also unbanned once by Shinra, only to be banned again by him because that's how he gets his kicks. I played nice, and merely defended myself and was automatically banned. A major factoring in my ban, was apparently I sent out threatful PMs. I never sent out any threatful Pms, I belive I was hacked and someone sent them pretending to be me. Also, I was threatend to be hacked by a member who is now banned. I made fun of him because he was a dick. He also went to court for harresment. Coincidence? I think not.
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